Текст песни Serrabulho - Piss Or Love

Оригинальный текст песни Piss Or Love

Went to the bar to get a cold one
Ended up bringing home an ugly one.

Oh my dog!

Seems like this gal was also very dumb
But I was up for whatever may have come.
Needed a bologna pony ride really bad
Before my blue balls drove me completely mad.

Too many brewsters were about to turn my pants
Into Hiroshima if I didn’t find a toilet fast.
I just turned to the girl and moved like I had ants
Unzipping my pants right before the blast.

Piss or love, piss or love!
Once you start you need to get to the end of.

Now my butthole also feels like Mount Doom
I feel the mexican food but can't make it to the men's room.
Besides my bladder I also have a sphincter failure
And for sure here there ain't no toilet paper.

Piss or love, piss or love!
Once you start you need to get to the end of.

Only one thing that makes my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.

Piss or love, piss or love!
Once you start you need to get to the end of.