Оригинальный текст песни Rest In Piss
Rest in Piss
Went to the doctor due to my headache,
He prescribed me so many meds,
I sometimes forget my name is Jake.
What is this? Smells like piss!
Naproxen, tromethamine...
Shit I can't even say!
Why aren’t there drugs for dummies,
So people can use them everyday?
What is this? Smells like piss!
Headache medicine — no more sneezy spray,
Poo comes out easy or stiff as solid clay.
It all depends if you are gay or straight,
Poo comes out easy or stiff as solid clay.
Pillow with a hole for sore booty or rest-in-piss undies,
Hemorrhoids stopped burning, but your bladder is messy.
Drugs for dummies is the handbook for you,
Whenever you want to avoid a toilet issue.
Those are just rest-in-piss undies.
Not so good for the aerobic exercises,
Nor to go doo-doo-doo-doo!
What is this? Smells like piss!